Actually, I know one schoolboy from elementary school. He’s no different in intelligence, he believes in all kinds of nonsense. And he also likes to read. He hacked achievements on Steam, and I couldn’t get past it. After the complaint, my friend and I decided to play with him a little, pretending to be Steam administrators. Look what came of it.
*At this time, my friend and I were talking and coordinating our actions when he… I don’t know what he was doing, but I’ll leave it up to him.
[18:33:06] Defendant: what do you need?
[18:33:35] Steam administrator 1: where did you get all the achievements in Payday?
[18:34:03] Defendant: I don’t have everything anymore, I deleted it because I don’t want a ban
[18:34:24] Steam administrator 1: how exactly did you get them??
[18:34:28] Steam administrator 1: and why just
[18:34:35] Defendant: I finished the program
[18:34:50] Defendant: a friend sent me a toko, please don’t ban me
[18:34:58] Steam administrator 1: how did you earn them in one day?
[18:35:12] Steam administrator 1: I received complaints from you here
[18:35:20 | Edited by Nick, 18:35:33] Steam administrator 1: what should I do with you in this case, what do you think?
[18:35:28] Steam Administrator 2: with you of course.
[18:35:40] Defendant: well, sorry
[18:35:55] Steam administrator 1: “Sorry” can’t be put in your pocket
[18:36:07] Defendant: I won’t answer anymore
[18:36:14] Steam administrator 1: We don’t even ask
[18:36:18] Steam 2 administrator: sorry? and that’s all? you know the rules. Using cheats and other programs is prohibited.
[18:36:29] Steam administrator 1: They’ll ban you for this. Guess how much?
[18:36:32] Steam 2 administrator: for this they ban you instantly and are not even discussed
[18:36:34] Defendant: sorry
[18:36:41] Steam administrator 1: Nothing more to say?
[18:36:45] Defendant: I won’t be honest anymore
[18:36:50] Steam administrator 1: We’re not sure about that
[18:36:57] Defendant: how to prove it
[18:37:13] Defendant: I answer
[18:37:19] Defendant: I won’t do it anymore
[18:37:21] Steam administrator 1: 50 hats from Team Fortress. So that there are no more reasons.
[18:37:45] Defendant: I’ll just delete shas tf2
[18:37:58] Steam 2 administrator: if you delete it, it’s not successful, but they will remain.
[18:38:03] Steam 2 administrator: no good
[18:38:05] Steam administrator 1: And how will this prove that you won’t cheat??
[18:38:59] Defendant: I answer, I don’t want to spend all my money that I put in, well, please don’t ban me, I just bought a lot of games, please
[18:39:25] Steam administrator 1: Give me at least one reason not to ban you.
[18:39:29] Steam 2 administrator: I banned many people, including those who had more games on their account than you could imagine.
[18:39:40] Steam administrator 1: Remember that idiot with 500 games?
[18:39:47] Defendant: well, please
[18:39:54] Steam administrator 1: Reasons? No, okay.
[18:40:10] Defendant: I don’t want to lose everything
[18:40:22] Steam administrator 1: If you don’t want to lose, you shouldn’t have cheated.
[18:40:31] Defendant: well, please, I swear I won’t do it again
[18:40:38] Steam administrator 2: if I spare you, then I simply will not fulfill my administrative duties that are assigned to me. And these duties are to ban people like you.
[18:40:45] Steam 2 administrator: nothing personal. it’s just my job
[18:40:52] Steam administrator 1: Reasons not to ban you? At least one?
[18:41:14] Defendant: I repent, I won’t answer anymore guys
[18:41:26] Defendant: let’s call and discuss
[18:41:33] *** Teleconference ***
[18:41:35] Steam administrator 1: I’m not asking you whether you will or not. I need reasons. Now.
[18:41:36] *** Missed call to teleconference. ***
[18:41:57] Steam Administrator 2: just tell me the reason why I will let you go. and I’ll tell you right away, no amount of prayer or repentance will work here
[18:42:37] Defendant: I bought a lot of games, made friends with friends and don’t want to lose it
[18:42:57] Steam administrator 1: Your friends gave you cheats, I’m right?
[18:43:04] Defendant: I can tell the guy who gave it to me
[18:43:09] Steam 2 administrator: if your friends are so dear to you and you knew what you were getting into, then why did you hack achievements in the first place??
[18:43:10] Defendant: no
[18:43:45] Defendant: I just wanted to seem cool, everyone despises me
[18:43:45] Steam administrator 1: We cannot ban the one who gave you the program. But we can ban the one who used it.
[18:43:59] Steam administrator 1: As a result, you became a nonentity, a laughing stock.
[18:44:21] Defendant: I agree, I won’t do it again
[18:44:40] Steam administrator 1: Even if we believe that you won’t do it again, you’ve already cheated.
[18:44:51] Defendant: why
[18:45:05] Steam 2 administrator: because you used hacking achievements, it’s unlikely that anyone would believe you. look at the time you spent playing games. and a fool will see that you couldn’t get them all in such a short time
[18:45:31] Defendant: I answer, I swear I won’t do it again
[18:45:37] Defendant: please believe me
[18:45:56] Steam 2 administrator: in our time, human trust is oh so rare. they cheat every now and then.
[18:46:05] Steam administrator 1: Let’s say we believe. However, you’ve already cheated.
[18:46:13] Steam 2 administrator: no big deal. buy yourself a new game, create a new account, invite old friends.
[18:46:14] Defendant: I don’t want to deceive
[18:46:39] Defendant: please don’t, I repent, what should I do, let me go
[18:47:20] Steam 2 administrator: hmm. I don’t deal with crooks. I usually just bathe them
[18:47:24] Steam 2 administrator: I don’t know what to do with you
[18:47:35] Defendant: well, please, I won’t answer
[18:47:38] Steam 2 administrator: you seem like an adequate person. but I don’t want to believe you
[18:48:00] Defendant: believe me, my nickname can follow me
[18:48:52] Steam administrator 2: believe me, he has already watched enough for me to conclude that you can be banned for a good reason. namely: hacking Steam system files and hacking achievements for personal gain
[18:48:53] Defendant: well, please
[18:49:10] Steam administrator 1: I have nothing to do, follow you
[18:49:22] Steam administrator 1: A person must monitor his own actions.
[18:49:28] Defendant: sorry, I’m sorry, but no need
[18:49:42] Defendant: I deleted this program
[18:49:50] Defendant: please, please don’t
[18:50:11] Steam administrator 1: So what? If you deleted it and didn’t use it, we wouldn’t have lifted a finger, but you already used it.
[18:50:16] Defendant: I will stuff honestly
[18:50:25] Steam administrator 1: You’ve already been hit
[18:50:39] Steam 2 administrator: achievements in your games are still valid.
[18:51:01] Defendant: no, I’m trying to please you if you want, look
[18:51:11] Steam 2 administrator: no point in deleting
[18:51:17] Steam 2 administrator: you can leave it as it is
[18:51:22] Steam 2 administrator: there will be no changes
[18:51:28] Steam Administrator 2: neither good nor bad
[18:51:32] Steam 2 administrator: the verdict has already been rendered
[18:51:39] Steam 2 administrator: unfortunately.
[18:51:40] Steam 2 administrator: I’m sorry
[18:51:40] Defendant: please, I beg you
[18:52:13] Defendant: well, there’s nothing I can do
[18:52:17] Steam administrator 2: I will submit the account for consideration to the Steam commission. where our people can discuss the future of your account. if you want.
[18:52:27] Steam 2 administrator: although the chance is low that they will justify it. but if that’s what you want
[18:52:40] Steam 2 administrator: I can try
[18:53:05] Defendant: well, please, don’t tell anyone, let me go, I won’t
[18:53:29] Steam 2 administrator: or ban. or an attempt to justify the account through commission. you have to choose.
[18:54:01] Defendant: what if I can still play for review?
[18:54:27] Steam 2 administrator: of course. we’ll just discuss the verdict. your account will not be affected during the discussion
[18:54:44] Defendant: how much is that?
[18:54:50] Steam administrator 1: Week maximum
[18:54:50] Steam 2 administrator: this will take about a week. after a week I will tell you news about your account
[18:55:02] Steam administrator 1: Well, or you will recognize them yourself :3
[18:55:35] Defendant: I added you as a friend
[18:55:42] Steam administrator 1: Alexander, do you know how long you will be banned for??
[18:55:51] Defendant: how fast
[18:55:56] Steam administrator 1: Guess
[18:56:22] Defendant: please, at least not forever
[18:56:39] Steam administrator 1: Oh, exactly! How did you guess? Cheating gets you banned forever.
[18:56:54] Defendant: where are you proud?
[18:57:40] Defendant: please Gordey is not possible forever
[18:57:41] Steam 2 administrator: my last name doesn’t start like that. and the addition of the administration by a person who committed vandalism in relation to steam is a serious violation.
[18:58:05] Steam 2 administrator: so I advise you to refrain from such actions next time
[18:58:21] Steam administrator 1: By the way, disrespect of the administration is equivalent to offensive messages. Oh, how lucky you are that you’re not talking on steam.
[18:58:22] Defendant: ok, sorry ok?
[18:58:52] Steam administrator 2: I’ll pretend that nothing happened, and I’ve already sent a letter regarding your action.
[18:59:07] Steam 2 administrator: the meeting will start at 21:00 Moscow time
[18:59:20] Defendant: okay try to drain me
[18:59:39] Steam 2 administrator: it’s not up to me. and I don’t intend to protect anyone. come what may
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[19:00:26] Steam administrator 1: The request is under consideration, as you can see
[19:00:46] Steam administrator 1: What did you do to us so that we would pull you out?
[19:01:03] Defendant: I’ll do anything
[19:01:49] Steam administrator 1: We will consult now.
[19:02:09] Defendant: thank you for early
[19:03:08] Steam Administrator 2: and about your photo in the counter strike. she’s too obscene. I would advise you to delete it.
[19:03:22] Steam 2 administrator: when checking, the administration may have a bad opinion of you
[19:03:30] Steam administrator 1: Opinion about handjob
[19:03:59] Defendant: I’ll please you
[19:04:09] Steam 2 administrator: thank you for your cooperation
[19:04:25] Defendant: satisfied everything
[19:04:29] Steam administrator 1: Remove porn content from your computer too.
[19:04:44] Defendant: I don’t have
[19:04:59] Steam 2 administrator: okay. Let’s just wait for the results of the meeting
[19:05:05] Steam administrator 1: Oh well. I think we’ll believe you here.
[19:05:29] Defendant: okay, notify me ok?
[19:05:47] Steam 2 administrator: I will write to you about the decision soon
[19:05:49] Steam administrator 1: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060057104/screenshot/596978507446410995
[19:05:51] Steam administrator 1: Deleted?
[19:05:59] Steam administrator 1: Well, well
[19:06:19] Defendant: answer deleted
[19:06:45] Steam administrator 1: Let’s say the Steam service is still processing the deletion. In the evening the service is a bit busy. Or a lot..
[19:11:13] Steam administrator 1: Do you remember that idiot with 500 games whom we banned? He swore so much that he wouldn’t do it.
[19:11:21] Steam 2 administrator: oh yeah hmm.
[19:11:30] Steam 2 administrator: I still remember how he begged
[19:11:38] Steam 2 administrator: but the punishment was at the highest level
[19:11:42] Steam administrator 1: It seems he offered bribes, no?
[19:11:46] Steam 2 administrator: by the way, yes
[19:11:52] Steam administrator 1: I remember the hats
[19:11:53] Steam 2 administrator: promised to deposit it into the account
[19:11:59] Steam 2 administrator: remember?
[19:12:13] Steam Administrator 1: Account. Hm. I remember this morning 100 rubles came out of nowhere.
[19:12:22] Steam 2 administrator: I didn’t even stand on ceremony. just sent him to ban.
[19:12:32] Steam 2 administrator: I almost got praise for this
[19:12:37] Steam administrator 1: What was he cheating on?? Also achievements or something else?
[19:12:51] Steam 2 administrator: he cheated achievements and played pranks in team fortress
[19:12:59] Steam Administrator 1: Scoundrel.
[19:13:02] Steam Administrator 2: it’s the year of mod and stuff
[19:13:08] Steam 2 administrator: disorder
[19:13:29] Steam administrator 1: Now, if he had porn in his screenshots, maybe we would have been given a bonus, and not just praise.
[19:13:41] Steam 2 administrator: yes of course
[19:13:48] Steam 2 administrator: after all, we are not perverts here
[19:13:55] Steam 2 administrator: decent citizens of the Russian Federation
[19:14:06] Steam administrator 1: There is enough porn on VKontakte.
[19:14:16] Steam administrator 1: This is not necessary on Steam.
[19:14:21] Steam 2 administrator: I agree
[19:14:29] Steam 2 administrator: you can also get banned for this.
[19:14:32] Steam 2 administrator: even necessary
[19:14:40] Steam 2 administrator: let’s discuss this at today’s conference
[19:14:58] Steam administrator 1: Don’t we ban? I always banned, but Texasman only gave warnings.
[19:15:10] Steam 2 administrator: hmm.
[19:15:16] Steam 2 administrator: I remember yesterday I sent one for ban.
[19:15:20] Steam 2 administrator: he cheated in counter
[19:15:25] Steam 2 administrator: he was shooting through the walls
[19:15:46] Steam administrator 1: In counter, schoolchildren like to cheat. Show off in front of friends. Like the coolest. And the same goes for achievements.
[19:15:56] Steam administrator 1: I never let people down.
[19:16:08] Steam 2 administrator: and he did the right thing, there’s no need for them to disband
[19:16:41] Steam administrator 1: The suspect entered CSS?
[19:16:52] Steam 2 administrator: yes. let’s keep an eye on him?
[19:17:24] Steam administrator 1: Why?? The clouds have thickened, the hawks are in the sky, the guillotine is ready.
[19:17:48] *** The defendant came out ***
[19:17:56] Steam 2 administrator: okau